Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Randomize