im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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