I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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