yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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