it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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