Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
sex in a hospital.. check
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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