North Korea, Best Korea!
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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