nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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