we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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