Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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