your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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