There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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