She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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