how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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