Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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