Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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