I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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