I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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