Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
