hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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