haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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