Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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