Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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