dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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