R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Enjoy the penises
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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