She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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