Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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