i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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