Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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