i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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