You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
