Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just high enough for therapy.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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