If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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