Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he puts the penis in happiness.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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