Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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