didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Sext me about skeletons
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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