Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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