i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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