They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The power of my boobs compel you
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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