All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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