Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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