Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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