my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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