im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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