Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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