i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
How naked do you want me to be?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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