She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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