He is such a slut. More and more my type.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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