It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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