so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He kissed a someone with a penis
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Drake has all the answers
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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